Show Off The BAD Music You've Made..........

tonedeaf · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:11 am

DC that stuff really isn't terrible. The lo-fi quality of the recording actually lends itself well to the style of music. I'm digging it. I'd buy one of those 7" records off ya. Seriously. I must just be once again living up to my screen name, but I like those two tracks!!

Ok I will admit, they sound suspiciously alike and I would surmise that if i listened to more tracks from wild transistor outfit, they'd all sound alike. But I'm okay with that.

rnagoda · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:56 pm

CountZero wrote:

And then there's this. I had been unemployed, living on a fat severance, and going to see movies at the Cinemark 2-3 times per week. she just happened to be there....

http://soundcloud.com/cervyx/latashah5-master

This has potential ... as is I can see why you put it in here, but it's not far from being a decent song - in particular the vocals are nice, they sit well with this type of music. Now the lyrics ... well ...

rnagoda · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:57 pm

insonicbloom wrote:

the only thing I'm really embarrassed by is my lady gaga cover but at the same time I like it and really enjoyed recording it

I also went through a "rap" phase which I'm not too happy about but luckily for both me and you I can't find any of that crap

Yeah - wait - didn't you do a few of these, and weren't they awesome???? (Hint: the answer rhymes with "mes mhey mere mawesome.")

rnagoda · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:02 pm

dcountry13 wrote:

Wildcat Transistor Outfit - Boring Days

Yes! This is perfectly BAD - the kind of music that you 1) hate, 2) want to hear more of and 3) gets better with booze!!

dcountry13 wrote:

Wildcat Transistor Outfit - Big Vivid Scene

More, but this one is actually slightly better - I think being able to hear any vocals at all helps it. And there's something resembling a riff there! This could be a Stooges look-a-like party band from back in the day (wait ... was it? Were you the Iggy????)

dcountry13 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:03 pm

Tough audience, guys......I really want to show you some bad music, but you guys clearly have taste as bad as the music I am presenting you......Ok, back to the drawing board.....

CountZero · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:14 pm

rnagoda wrote:

CountZero wrote:

And then there's this. I had been unemployed, living on a fat severance, and going to see movies at the Cinemark 2-3 times per week. she just happened to be there....

http://soundcloud.com/cervyx/latashah5-master

This has potential ... as is I can see why you put it in here, but it's not far from being a decent song - in particular the vocals are nice, they sit well with this type of music. Now the lyrics ... well ...

HA! Thanks! Yeah, my poetic skills leave much to be desired. I was just happy to work in the "silence is golden" screen card :lol:

Oh, and actually tracking "eh-ugh" 3 times.

CountZero · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:55 am

After listening to everyone's submissions, I'm pretty sure 95% of these should be re-classified as "un-released demos". No shit. Especially you DC and PPG. I haven't heard a crap track yet (myself excluded). Most of these sound to my inexperienced ears as works in progress.

And Eric, "Nutmeg", made me walk into my bathroom and seduce MYSELF!! But,to be fair, that happens several times a day( very healthy prostate!). Anyhoo, in the spirit of submitting things that we did, but almost wish we didn't (but learned from anyway), I give you these nuggets..mmmm, nuggets...mmmMMM, NUGGETS!!!

Korg MS200, some HM Strat, a Behringher V-VAMP 1, and that tiny stick mic that used to come with every craptastic Gateway for vocals. I had to hide under my desk to keep the mic from feeding back. UGGHH!!

http://soundcloud.com/cervyx/al-dente

Some V-Amped guitars, and some drums...

http://soundcloud.com/cervyx/razorlace

More crap to follow...Enjoy?

dcountry13 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:27 am

CZ, that stuff isn't bad at all....In fact, Al Dente is kind of good, in fact. Not my style of music, but I'd listen to it again.

dcountry13 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:46 am

My previous stuff didn't turn you off? Ok, I reached into the archives to our early stuff.......

Desert Rat Loves His Kitten Princess - Yes, there is a chorus, which, actually isn't that bad and allows you to hear some vocals, but you have to get through about 75% of the song before it comes in. Not your usual pop song structure. :wink:

http://soundcloud.com/dcountry13/wto-desert-rat-loves-his

I Don't Wanna Die In Baltimore - This was actually the A-side of our first 7" and the opener at all our shows. Usual all four of us guys sang the "chorus" part is our sexiest girl voices simultaneously out of tune. My son just laughed, right now, and said those are funny voices.

http://soundcloud.com/dcountry13/wt0-i-dont-wanna-die-in

Then like any band, we sold out at the end. Found our 60's pop group sensibilities and envisioned this duo of songs on the last 7" to be our 'Pet Sounds". Unfortunately, selling out usually means polishing the sound. We didn't get that memo. We got the memo that said "Singer must sing higher, bass sounds must be almost non-existent and recording must be as thin-sounding as possible".

The day we recorded these was the last time I saw 2 of the other three 3 guys in the band.

http://soundcloud.com/dcountry13/wto-its-april-i-fear

http://soundcloud.com/dcountry13/wto-mysterious-guises

I should have the missing 7" on Monday...it is the peak of the Shitrock. Plus, I found some other gems while going through the box of old band tapes. So my quest to not impress will push on.......

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:49 am

Signed up for soundclick just for you guys :mrgreen:

Gonna take a while to dig up all the shit ive done since -96, but here is a shot of my studio assistent patching in the cassettedeck

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:15 am

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/talion-singe-este-viata
Recorded with 7 other tracks in a weekend in September -98 by myself on a Fostex 8 channel reel to reel.
Featuring clean "vocals" for the first and almost last time :oops:

Extremely untight middle section, awful vocals and cheesy endsolo.
Funny note: The three of us here had only played our instruments since april -96 :lol:

guitargeeking: epi SG to mr crybaby/superchorus into my 50w JCM800 with DD-3 in loop.
Enjoy!

geekmacdaddy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:55 am

Kunfuz wrote:

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/talion-singe-este-viata
Recorded with 7 other tracks in a weekend in September -98 by myself on a Fostex 8 channel reel to reel.
Featuring clean "vocals" for the first and almost last time :oops:

Extremely untight middle section, awful vocals and cheesy endsolo.
Funny note: The three of us here had only played our instruments since april -96 :lol:

guitargeeking: epi SG to mr crybaby/superchorus into my 50w JCM800 with DD-3 in loop.
Enjoy!

Great Eighties tones! On guit, and the 'verb on the vocs... it's "eighties bad"

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:56 am

Fuck, you even listened :shock:

More to follow :mrgreen:

rocko1369 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:52 pm **Posts:** 859

Love ya Fuz, but...damn that was BAD!! :lol:

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:17 am

You hear that Nagoda And DC? The sweet taste of defeat by a single track?
Why thank you rocko, that was the point :lol:

dcountry13 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:18 am

Kunfuz, how dare that guy talk so loudly over the solo? Seriously, it was worth it just for the galloping short part just before solo. That music is so bad, it proves you're Swiss.

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:30 am

I havent yet discovered celtic frost when i recorded that session

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/solsken-07-dagiscentret-i
My most successful band, and it suits this thread like a boss.
The bassplayer in Talion and me swapped instruments, shared the "vocals" and drafted the worst drummer we could find.
The name of the band was Solsken, sunshine for you english.
We tried to be anti everything, and play really bad, still people came to our shows and bought our shit. Irony defined.
This track is about EU, and its called "dagiscentret i bryssel. Daycare in bryssels to you :twisted:

Recorded on same fostex reel-to-reel summer -98 with metalzone straight into mixer.
Swedish HC attack. Got 31 more tracks for ya from same band, we played everything from pop to blackmetal, many times at the same time...

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:44 am

More sunshine so you can really hear our diversity on the first demo

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/solsken-09-lik
Corpses

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/solsken-10-snutslakt
Copslaughter!!

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/solsken-02-frusna-sj-lar
Frozen Souls!
TRVE Blackmetal from scandinavia

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:57 am

Back to the first Talion-demo from 98.
Can you spot the Slayer-riff? I swear, i hadn't heard the first 2 slayer-albums when i wrote this.
2 years later I was like "WTF, slayer stole our riff back in 85" :lol:

http://soundcloud.com/kunfuz/talion-maker-of-illussions

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:09 am

ckyvick wrote:

I don't know if this will work but it's awesome. I was probably 16 or 17 as was my friend who did the vocal part. I did the guitar part but it was only a rough scratch of one riff, which he sang over using distortion on the vocals :twisted:

Not sure if this works, soundcloud won't work for me :cry:

http://soundcloud.com/sliqfx/death-by-axe

I have about an album worth of recordings from highschool, I should finish those songs...

Awesome!! Death by axe, never fails! :twisted:

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:41 am

ok, listened to every track. Conclusion by dr jakoby?
NOT BAD ENOUGH, Fez wins.

Rob Biafra, i wanna send some melvins-esque tracks to you for vocaltracking!
Count: To good production man.
DC: WTO is like dinosaur and sebadoh at the same time, lofi is king.

Shape up dudes. really

dcountry13 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:25 pm

Kunfuz wrote:

ok, listened to every track. Conclusion by dr jakoby?
NOT BAD ENOUGH, Fez wins.

Rob Biafra, i wanna send some melvins-esque tracks to you for vocaltracking!
Count: To good production man.
DC: WTO is like dinosaur and sebadoh at the same time, lofi is king.

Shape up dudes. really

Or shape DOWN, really. I guess at the end of the day, even our worst stuff has some merit, right? However, based on the samplings, I won't expect any of our names being mention in the "Jimi or EVH of 2012" thread.

rnagoda · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:02 pm

Dammit - I can't wait to hear the new sucky additions to this thread!!

I am literally, right now, composing rap beats for my girlfriend to make 'Lawyer Rap' for a skit we're working on. I have the feeling I'll be posting some new shitty music here real soon!!!

Kunfuz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:58 pm

Don't worry Godaboi, Im still only at my demotapes. It will be more suck :mrgreen:

rnagoda · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:46 pm

Ha ha ha - Kunfuz wins!!! You are the master of the suck!!! :lol:

But - wait - what's this? Did I team up with the girlfriend to make some lawyer rap? Yes, sadly, I did!

For the win? http://soundcloud.com/astrolamb-1/sets/ ... p-sessions

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